Jul 19, 2009

Don't let the bedbugs bite

Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
Have you ever wondered why people say that? I wondered and thought maybe bedbugs were fictional creatures conjured to scare little children. Yes, really. I don't know why I thought that because I saw a documentary about bedbugs years ago.
But I now know that it isn't some superficial well-wishing phrase. You really, really don't want to get bitten by a bedbug.

Bedbugs are attracted to heat and carbon dioxide. They're disgustingly scary in the sense that because they can't jump, they will climb onto the ceiling and free fall on top of you. The annoying thing about them is that you won't be able to feel them on you. As they bite into you, imagine two straws; one used to inject saliva which keeps your blood from coagulating as well as anesthetizes the bite area, and another for drinking.

At one point, I think the phrase lost its luster due to the rapid decline in the bedbug population. Perhaps a majority of those born in the 80s and later have never seen a bedbug in their life. I saw my first, real, bedbug just a couple of days ago.

Anyway, your parents and my parents, when they were younger, bedbugs were abundant I would think. My Dad said, as children, because they were so poor, my Grampa got some cardboard boxes, laid them on the floor and put a straw mat on top of it so they could sleep on them. But little did he know, bedbugs infested the cardboard.
And so you see, the phrase makes more sense now. Though, I still haven't got "sleep tight" figured yet.

7 comments:

sean said...

olden time beds had drawstrings attached to bedsheets, tightening the drawstrings will cause the sheets to spread firm, without folding edges, making sleep more comfortable. so sleep tight in those days means tighten the draw string, or inotherwords, sleep with a firm sheet.

-Littlenicky- said...

i kena before lo. super itchy wan..

then dad rub petrol on my skin LOL

taipau said...

@nicole. den light u on fire?

-Littlenicky- said...

taipao: of cuz no lah!!! -___-

cheahwey said...

nicole: i cant believe you replied him. HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
petrol worked aH?
I'm applying steroid cream and popping allergy and antibiotic pills now.

Cathy C said...

woman, i don't know how bedbugs look like le

cheahwey said...

They kinda look like fleas. I think. Go wiki it.