So I've noticed that most Japanese, young and old, have flip phones... and white ear plugs. I mean, WHITE; not black, not any other colour.
Also, they probably get lots of threats being Japan and all, so when an announcement comes on saying that the police and train authorities are on alert of anything suspicious, you don't have to worry. Hey, it's just a suspicious looking dude carrying a suspicious looking case. No biggie.
I stumbled into a guy on the train and he stared back at me with those menacing eyes that practically said, "what da madder wif yoo?! F**king tourists."
I got an email from Mum and I saw the subject line: "Credit card spending in Japan".
Like holy shit, I don't know why I jumped.
I didn't spend your money like a spoilt brat though. Honest!
On a final note - I like it here. Don't really want to leave just yet.