Oct 1, 2008

Dull-witted conversations between siblings

I wandered into the message history between Sean and I on Messenger.
Found some really funny stuff on there.


Seannie:
hwey, the misguided youth?
thats so true

hwey, the misguided youth:
i guess that's why i do drugs and curse like a mofo... *pops an M&M*



Making a Video Call to Seannie...
Seannie has answered your call.

Seannie:
hey
happy bday wor

cheahwey:
ive grown up... ive got boobs
ahahahaha

Seannie:
omg la
strip..
lol

cheahwey:
this is so corny
and weird

Seannie:
ya lo



(cheahwey's notes: I suspect the following is from Deng)

cheahwey:
see hwey?

Seannie:
didnt see o

cheahwey:
she hit her head the other day and thinks she's someone else

(cheahwey's notes: makes me wonder what I was up to then)



cheahwey:
quick
poke your eye
ciao

(cheahwey's notes: the eye poking thing is so RANDOM, it's FUNNY)



cheahwey:
hmm... i look so much cuter in the [MSN] display pic..

(cheahwey's notes: referring to this picture)
baby-hwey-toddler-sean


Seannie:
how u know its u
perasan ...

cheahwey:
Deng says is me lo...

Seannie:
rolls eyes

cheahwey:
the eyes la... can see its mine

Seannie:
i think the eyes is teing...bottom face is u

cheahwey:
and im frowning... totally me

Seannie:
hahaha
ya wor
but maybe the sunlight too bright le

cheahwey:
the eyes ! its me la

Seannie:
i also frowning a bit ma
the eyes i think is teing la

cheahwey:
what shit is this
i go ask mum

(cheahwey's notes: turns out, my Mum didn't know either)



(cheahwey's notes: it was snowing in Iowa then)

cheahwey:
pick-cha
send pick-cha!
snow!

Seannie:
i got no camera wor
jz imagine a snow crystal ball thingy
when you shake then its filled with white dots everywhere falling down
thats how its like now
getting stronger somemore
like a lot of dandruff falling down

(cheahwey: could he have been any more anticlimactic?)



cheahwey:
aunt and family is here.

Seannie:
oh i see
was it easy to find the way to the house

cheahwey:
dunno.. i havent went downstairs... playing with my new toy

Seannie:
a vibrator?
what toy

cheahwey:
wah... i tell mummy!

Seannie:
haha
damn that was so sisterly

cheahwey:
no duh... cuz im your sister wert..
damn.. i want some sushi..

(cheahwey's notes: I have a feeling I was suffering from a mild condition of ADD back then)



Seannie:
what about your clothes?

cheahwey:
oh.. those i wanted to buy from forever 21
they dont ship to msia so the ideal was to send it to you and you can play dress up and then you can bring it back to msia after you're done

Seannie:
sorry cant happen lar

cheahwey:
yer...
you pity me la.. my womanly hormones are finally working and you dont want to help me



cheahwey:
you alone?

Seannie:
ya
why

cheahwey:
cuz im going to flash you
ahhahahaha

Seannie:
ew

6 comments:

_VeL_ said...

so funny la u two. i wonder do i have such conversation with my brother after i get to Perth. lol

and, the boobs part is so freaky funny. =D you ar..

cheahwey said...

i liked the part where I tried to flash him xD

sean said...

aww :)

_VeL_ said...

oh, kae shiuh thinks that the womanly hormones part is funny. =D

cheahwey said...

Why Mr K needs you as a messenger ah?

_VeL_ said...

he just told me when we were chatting in msn. so, i 'sun bin' tell u too la. HahahahAhaha