Oi with the poodles already.. I can't take it no more.
My hands are itching like a bitch. All those hours; the abstinence; gone with just a scratch. It took just ONE scratch to cause a flare up. It doesn't help that I have a teeny tiny masochistic tendency... and my palms hurt like shit. Ahhh... it burns!
Someone chop my hands off.
That was a bit weird since Lesbo dislocated and fractured his hand :)