The following paragraphs are rants and I just want to say, I'm quitting tomorrow!
Dear Dick Head,
"If I say 'jump', you ask 'how high'"??!!
You know what? Fuck you.
You're snobbish, stingy, picky and rude. You repel people, believe it or not.
The old PA left because of you, the new PA left (after 1 month!) because of you, the Art Director hates you, the Editor hates you, the Accountant hates you, the whole production team hates you, the Host of the show probably hates you too... Holy shit, you've managed to create a new World Record.
I just realized, the whole company hates you. Every staff wants to leave because of you. Seriously, no joke. I think even our sponsor hates you. Okay, maybe she doesn't hate you. More like she abhors you.
I pity your boss. You spend his money on equipment you can't afford and yet, here you are talking about budgeting. Hypocrite. SOB.
Thank God we didn't sign a contract with your sorry ass.
You finish eating and expect someone to pick up after you ah?
You think you're in a restaurant is it? Is that part of the PM's job scope?
You don't like lunch, ask someone to buy some fucking expensive meal from some fucking expensive restaurant and expect the production to pay for it?! No money don't eat expensive stuff lah...
Come on, you don't even trust the people you employed... You don't supply us information, how are we expected to do our work? How are we supposed to get things right? And yet you're blaming us for not having you vet the damn letters before it's faxed? Instructions were given to the PA and they weren't followed, even though she quit, you don't have to belittle her like that. What kind of moron says, "if I lose her (new PA), it's nothing, if I lose *insert Boss' name here* and *insert Director of Photography here* then it's big"? Only you. You try running daily operations without a PA. I'd like to see how everything turns out.
You're two faced and probably lick slippers for a living. Plus, you bullshit a lot too. Can't believe I almost forgot that point about you. My bad.
I don't have as high an EQ as my boss but eventually, I WILL die from internal combustion for having to see you everyday.
Lastly, THANK YOU for providing us victims, conversation currency, for the past few days.
Sincerely (and I can never be more sincere than this),