I woke up this morning with a headache just strong enough to make me want to end it all, right there and then. It's that annoying pain that keeps throbbing right behind your eye. In this case, my left eye, that extends all around to my left frontal lobe.
Not to mention, I was feeling nauseous as hell. I thought I didn't have enough sleep or something. I tried to sleep it off but I didn't even manage to drift off, in any direction whatsoever.
I got up and decided to make myself puke. Got reminded of a method to induce puking. Tried rubbing my back but it didn't work. Of course it didn't work. You try rubbing yourself on the back and let's see how far you can reach.
Then I used a toothbrush to try to make myself puke because I remembered I used to accidentally almost make myself puke when I brush my teeth. Then when I tried it, I suddenly forgot how to do it. Stupid.
So there I was, retching in the bathroom while Deng was sleeping. After a while, still na-da. I went out, brought a chair into the bathroom, sat there and retched some more. After I-don't-know-how-long, I decided I should just sleep until I feel puke shooting out from my oesophagus, then grab the handy-dandy plastic bag hanging on the bed post and pollute the room with the fruits of human digestion and the wondrous stomach acid that is so remarkable yet so disgusting, all at the same time.
While trying to sleep, I had to go and think about the time required to get up, remove the blanket, reach for the bag, aim and finally, puke. Then I realized, as long as I'm awake, I'll feel the pain. So I tried to clear my mind of everything. Out of the blue, I see an image of my innards in my brain which obviously isn't a clear and accurate representation because duh, I've never seen human innards in it's true form before other than plastic.
Eventually, I dozed off and woke up feeling much better. Yay!
Worst morning, this year. No doubt about it.