and I'm on my bum, at home, growing a belly while killing time on the Interweb.
Deng's run off with her boyfriend and everyone else isn't at home.
I'm sure I have better things to do but I know I'd prefer to just lounge around like a nicely laid carcass on an uncomfortable plastic chair.
Well, it's the season of giving, so what the heck.
Here's your gift: