Deng and I were hungry so we cooked a pot of duck flavoured instant noodles for supper at 3am.
There were prawns, vegetables and other yummy stuff.
Deng was chowing on the stalk of a Kai Lan.
She complained, "So long how to eat??"
I said, "Then don't give blowjobs lah."
Ps. TAKE NOTE AH - This does not mean Deng gives BJs.