Jul 18, 2007

First Hospital Visit (I'm-not-ill Division)

11.10 a.m. and before

ZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzzz.....

11.10 a.m.

Friend: Hwey, I'm in big trouble here! I missed my exam!

Blah blah blah...

Are you free now?

Hwey: Yeah. I think so.

Friend: Can you teman me to UH?

Hwey: Ok.



Hwey: Where are we supposed to go ar?

Friend: Let's go to Poliklinik.

*walk walk*

*no sign of Poliklinik, only Klinik Perubatan*

Hwey: What's Klinik Perubatan?

Friend: I'm not sure, but I think it'll look good in English.

*spots a nurse*

Nurse: Kalau you first time datang kena register dulu. Tingkat bawah.

*goes down 1 floor and to the next building*

12.45 p.m.

*registers and pays $5*

Nurse: Sebab sekarang lunch, you come back at 1.30 p.m. ok?

*bought something to chow on*

*after 30 mins or so*

Nurse: [friend's name]! [friend's name]!

*take weight and height*

Nurse: Ok, you pergi bilik 11, sebelah sana.

*standing in front of Room 11*

*push push*

*didn't even budge*

*sit and stone somemore*

*door unlocks*

Nurse: [friend's name]!

*went in*

Doc: So what's wrong?

*blah blah blah*

Doc: Ok, you go to the pharmacy and get your medicine there.

*walks out*

Hwey: What a nice doctor.

*ground floor pharmacy*

*sit, stone*

*picked up medicine*

Pharmacist: What lar you... so young then got gastric and headache!

Hwey: What a nice pharmacist.

*in the car on the way back*

Hwey: You know who we saw in the hospital today?

Teing: Anybody we know?

Hwey: Dr. M.

Teing: Really? What's he doing there?

Hwey: No lah. Con you only.



You know what's so special about this visit?

1. It's a first-time-thing I did before I turn 19. I'm having this thing where I try to do things I've never done before I turn 19.
2. We didn't have to deal with men in the process. Well, actually, one. Just asked for directions.
3. I'm not even the one who's ill.
4. Because Friend and I are of the same age, the nurses, doctors and pharmacist kept asking who's the patient.
5. The nurses, docs and pharmacist were all very nice. And they all asked which college we went.

But then ah, no. 2 occured in Samad.

Fucking boys.

Kacau Friend and I wor.. WANNA DIE AR!??! KNN...

I didn't really ignore them this time cause I felt some sort of superiority because I'm an alumni.

I was on the phone but I said, "Go fug yourself".

Don't think the BASTARDS heard me though.

Should've walked up to them and asked: What's your name?!

STUPID KID: Why? [or perhaps that'll shut him up]

Hwey: So I can give you and your buddies a good ass whipping, you fucker.


ALL THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF DENG HAD STAYED WHERE SHE WAS. AND IF SHE WENT DOWN AND NEVER SAW US (ON THE WAY), COULD'VE CALLED TO INFORM US THAT SHE WASN'T GOING TO BE THERE ANYMORE.


You see you! Caused me and Friend unnecessary grieve.



You have been served!

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