Jul 24, 2007

18SX or PG13?

The Hwey, Deng, Nicole, Edwin, Lesbo-man and Brian were having an inane conversation the other night.

They were talking about Transformers and the plans for Nicole to cum on Tuesday. :D

  • I, Evil Genius = Deng
  • *briann- = Brian
  • :) = EdwinK
  • -NiCoLe- = Nicole
  • les = Lesbo-man
  • cheahwey = Hwey


And so, the con begins.



*briann-:
damn megan fox is hot

cheahwey:
shit la.. 3 ppl in this convo belum tengok tranformers lagi

*briann-:
dam nub man why havent watch?
damn good la the show
esp the megan fox parts
hahaha
voldemort's ******

-NiCoLe-:
voldemort's the soltice rite?

:) :
quite obvious la dat part
but DON LEAK OUT MORE BRIAN!!!

*briann-:
no no voldemort's optimus prime

cheahwey:
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
optimus prime died meh?

:) :
yeap

-NiCoLe-:
which part obvious?

*briann-:
yeah la u nvr see meh

-NiCoLe-:
?

:) :
the part where megan fox flash at him then he lam until die
lol

*briann-:
yeah yeah dat part
he short circuit

cheahwey:
ahhaha

-NiCoLe-:
got meh??
i dun rmb wor...

:) :
jom la transformers man

-NiCoLe-:
I NEED TO WATCH AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

*briann-:
YEAH YEAH GO WATCH
dun believe ? go see la
optimus prime = voldemort = kena flash = dead

:) :
jom 1U

-NiCoLe-:
i din say i dun blieve but maybe forgotten

:) :
JOM
JOM

I, Evil Genius.:
NICOLE YOU IDIOT

-NiCoLe-:
haha must watch aagin

cheahwey:
ey tmr got any plans???

-NiCoLe-:
when?
when he kena flash?

*briann-:
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
why me idiot?

:) :
jom 1U

*briann-:
transformers XXX

:) :
lol

-NiCoLe-:
THURSDAY LAH.
tmr i not free lah

:) :
oh...we were watching the wrong 1 brian?
lol

*briann-:
hahah
i think so

-NiCoLe-:
huh?

*briann-:
transformers 5 that 1
hahahha

cheahwey:
what la... why thursday... how about wed?

-NiCoLe-:
transforner 5???

*briann-:
lol

-NiCoLe-:
wed got interview mah
no meh?

:) :
tmr only la
cant wat man

-NiCoLe-:
how many transformer are there?

:) :
waited like so long liao

I, Evil Genius.:
shit.. so many ppl talking to me...

*briann-:
i got breast knuckles hangng ffrom my neck and my chain (8)
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
scratch head*

:) :
bounce like ur ass has the hiccups (8) hahaha

*briann-:
yeah
those were lines from transformers 5

cheahwey:
interview short while only ma

*briann-:
optimus said that to megan then she bounce den he died

cheahwey:
hahaahahhh

I, Evil Genius.:
hahahahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
which part was that???

23/7/2007 11:47:43 PM les | has been added to the conversation.

-NiCoLe-:
hey lester

:) :
wednesday n thursday afternoon mayb got to go college a while la
tmr la

*briann-:
u dun remember meh
wth

-NiCoLe-:
tmr i got violin lah

*briann-:
thats like the most memorable part

-NiCoLe-:
kenot wei

*briann-:
who dont wanna see megan's ass bounce like it has hiccups wei

-NiCoLe-:
i dont rmb serious

*briann-:
definitely optimus wanted it
maybe abit too much though
oh well

:) :
wat time violin la

-NiCoLe-:
i have to watch again....
3 to 3.30

*briann-:
go watch in the morning lo

-NiCoLe-:
usually morning i got class
unless i skip haha.

*briann-:
haha

:) :
30 minutes only wert go b4 dat or after la

-NiCoLe-:
oh no tmr costing kenot skip

cheahwey:
after violin la.. come

les:
after.... work la come
hahaha

-NiCoLe-:
really meh?
yalar see lesbo working

*briann-:
im comingg

les:
thats whyyy

-NiCoLe-:
brian u coming as well? :)

les:
hahaha see nicole so considerate

*briann-
hahahaha cummin yeah

-NiCoLe-:
:D

les:
haha

:) :
u ask him to cum he cum for u la

-NiCoLe-:
yup. i care 4 lesbo taikoh mar ahahaha

:) :
u ask wan wert
:D

les:
thats a good boss

*briann-:
but i might need help with that la

:) :
really? i tot u don really need

-NiCoLe-:
brian need what help?

*briann-:
u wanna help me cum or not nicole
xD

-NiCoLe-:
how to help u come?
u no transport?

:) :
hahhaa

les:
hahahahaha

*briann-:
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
huh?

cheahwey:
hahahhahaa

:) :
transportation for coming la

cheahwey:
omg

-NiCoLe-:
what what?

les:
the hell wei..

:) :
hahahaha

*briann-:
LOL LOL

cheahwey:
you all damn ham sup man

les:
what transport you want? rubber or metal?

I, Evil Genius.:
NICOLE YOU BIG IDIOT!!!!

cheahwey:
got metal wan meh?!?!?!

les:
LOL

-NiCoLe-:
WHAT???

*briann-:
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
transport all metal wer no meh?

:) :
lol

les:
HAHHAHAHAH!!

:) :
lol

*briann-:
HAHAHA

les:
yeaa all metal
no rubber

*briann-:
damn hard 1

cheahwey:
wah.... hardcore

:) :
er... if u say so la nicole 8-)

les:
very comfortable

:) :
lol

-NiCoLe-:
huh???

les:
sit on it...ride it whole day also can
hahahahaa

-NiCoLe-:
what u all talking about>?????

les:
transport for cumming la

-NiCoLe-:
ride whole day???

*briann-:
yea la
transport for cumming

:) :
brian cannot cum himself la

*briann-:
thats why

-NiCoLe-:
haha.. i dun think i can get lor haha..

cheahwey:
how long are we gonna do this!?!?!

*briann-:
i need U to FETCH me CUM

les:
hahahha i'm donee

-NiCoLe-:
i can go over ur place n go there together lah.. hahaha

*briann-:
HAHAHAHA

cheahwey:
hahahahaa
ehahaa

-NiCoLe-:
i dun thnk im getting car

*briann-:
OK CAN ALSO

-NiCoLe-:
tmr

cheahwey:
IM WHEEZING

les:
HAHHAHA

:) :
brian shes gona use her car to get u to cum hahaha ^o)

*briann-:
hahaha

:) :
er...now dats weird
lol

*briann-:
not bad la
i havent tried that

les:
hahahahaha she must be good

-NiCoLe-:
huh??
my car?
no lah

cheahwey:
nicole.. come video cam
NOTE: I really felt the need to see her expression when we were going on about "cumming"

-NiCoLe-:
maybe i going by public transport also wor
okok

cheahwey:
wah... BUS

*briann-:
hahaha

:) :
wah

*briann-:
lol

:) :
public transport man

*briann-:
bus meh

:) :
lol

les:
hahahaa

-NiCoLe-:
er
cab lor

:) :
brian good luck

-NiCoLe-:
hahaha

:) :
lol

les:
BUS a bit hard la

*briann-:
dowan la alot of ppl there
hahahaha

les:
cab also ok la

I, Evil Genius.:
hAHAHAHAHAHAHa

-NiCoLe-:
eh what u all talking about now??

les:
nicole when you gonnna cum?

-NiCoLe-:
why i dun understand wan???

:) :
so choose la nicole u want cab bus or ur car to get brian to come

-NiCoLe-:
i cant get car tmr

:) :
oh..so how brian

les:
oh...so how you cuming?

:) :
when u need to come then?

*briann-:
why dun we do it the old school way use yr legs xD

-NiCoLe-:
haha

les:
aah classic coming way
lool

-NiCoLe-:
well i dun mind if the weather is good
hahaha

I, Evil Genius.:
..

*briann-:
HAHAHAHA

les:
hahaha -.-

:) :
oh..
wah see weather man
if raining then how?
lol

les:
weather bad cannot cum?

*briann-:
im laughing like a sohai in front of the com

I, Evil Genius.:
do you want to see mood too?

:) :
same same
brian don need to see mood wan
when come also can
lol

I, Evil Genius.:
nicole la

cheahwey:
im tearing la

*briann-:
yeah la
all metal
all hard

-NiCoLe-:
er....

*briann-:
lol

-NiCoLe-:
wth

les:
nicole likes it hard eh..

I, Evil Genius.:
so who's cumming?

les:
OKLA!

-NiCoLe-:
what r u ppl talking about???
hard?

les:
SO WHEN YOU CUMING NICOLE!??!

-NiCoLe-:
whats hard?

I, Evil Genius.:
metal la

:) :
talking bout how brian's gonna come tmr la

*briann-:
nicole tmr u tell me when u cumming la k i join u

:) :
but he needs help ma

I, Evil Genius.:
hahahahhah

:) :
hahahha

les:
faster tell the time la..

-NiCoLe-:
okok

*briann-:
HAHHAHA

-NiCoLe-:
after 3?

les:
so we all can get ready

-NiCoLe-:
lol

*briann-:
ok after 3

cheahwey:
ahhahahahaa

les:
after 3 you cum ok?

*briann-:
LOL

les:
hahahha

:) :
ahahha

-NiCoLe-:
go whr?

:) :
after 3 u can come la

les:
u dun cum how??

:) :
b4 3 u cannot come?

-NiCoLe-:
GO WHR????

*briann-:
heaven wei

les:
heaven you can cum or not?

:) :
yea la
utopia

-NiCoLe-:
er.. takan cuz transformer i cxl violin class rite?

les:
of course not...after violin class you cum la..

:) :
yea la

les:
ok?

:) :
don need to cum during ur violin class la
hahhahahaha

cheahwey:
hahahaha

*briann-:
yeah man btter not
u might frighten some1

-NiCoLe-:
huh how to come during my violin class?

*briann-:
haha how i know u la

-NiCoLe-:
frighten someone?

:) :
yea la

*briann-:
nicole's methods dam keng use car cab bus all

les:
you simply cum of course you will scare someone la
you think wat

:) :
u got violin class ma so don come when u have violin class la
lol
yea la

*briann-:
yeh la

:) :
shit man i laugh until i gtg pisss man
hahahahha
brb

*briann-:
hahaha
so u cum at 330 k

-NiCoLe-:
i dun understand....

les:
hahaa...330 cum?

-NiCoLe-:
u go brians house at 330 rite?

cheahwey:
need to synchronize clocks anot?

-NiCoLe-:
then together me n brian go 1u?

*briann-:
hahaha
yes

les:
take a ride at 3 and make sure you cum by 330 lo

*briann-:
hhahaha

les:
if not we all watch with out you

-NiCoLe-:
oh ok. but brian i wont be driving u know

les:
hahaha..its ok..you take a ride onli

*briann-:
its okay

les:
as long as you cum ok?

*briann-:
i'll guide you ;)

I, Evil Genius.:
hahahaha

les:
wth brian..give her a ride onli la

-NiCoLe-:
i know the way to ur house

les:
guide her it seems..she noes ok
hahah

*briann-:
u know the way to give me a home run?

les:
nicole? wanna run home or not?

:) :
so nicole?

-NiCoLe-:
home run? why ????
i dun need to run lor
i can walk ma
hhahaha

:) :
tmr u cum n then go watch transfomers la

les:
we all running home after transformers

*briann-:
hahahahaha

les:
wanna join us?
:D:D

-NiCoLe-:
why u all running home??

les:
cause tomorrow is running day ma
government say wun...

-NiCoLe-:
lol.
run to whr?

*briann-:
cum my hse la
cum at my hse

les:
hahahaha..cum your house!
LOL

-NiCoLe-:
ok. i mmg know the way to ur house...

les:
CUMMING HALF WAY YOUR HOUSE COME OUT
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
LOL

les:
lol nicole you laugh wat

*briann-:
HAHAHAHA

:) :
yea la u laugh wat
hahhaha

*briann-:
give her a break la

-NiCoLe-:
eh serious lah i dun quite get what u all talking haha metal rubber cab car bus n alll...then now my house come out

*briann-:
so tmr jus cum k

-NiCoLe-:
ahahahah

I, Evil Genius.:
hahahah

les:
hahahaha

-NiCoLe-:
ok tmr i call u

:) :
u cum n help brian cum la
or not he cannot cum
not nice la

les:
okla..

cheahwey:
ahahah

I, Evil Genius.:
have to cum together

les:
waaaat timmee?
tunggu AKU!!

:) :
yea la cum together the best la

-NiCoLe-:
why twins can offer a ride?
:D

*briann-:
wah like that meh
HAHAHAHHAA

les:
i'm cuming!!

cheahwey:
no

I, Evil Genius.:
nooooooo

*briann-:
so twins can u offer a ride or not

:) :
brian wanna ride with u ma
hahahhahaha

I, Evil Genius.:
nope
sorry, not free

*briann-:
hahahahaha

les:
hahahhaa

-NiCoLe-:
lol

:) :
ahahhaa

-NiCoLe-:
twins not going?

*briann-:
going going

les:
tsk tsk..

:) :
twins don wanna give brian a ride
so u have to la

-NiCoLe-:
eh u 2 speak up. i think mr khoo is confusing me haahah

:) :
wat?

I, Evil Genius.:
we dun plan to give anyone a ride

:) :
correct la

cheahwey:
we dont want to give brian a ride...
or anyone for that matter

I, Evil Genius.:
or take rides from anyone

:) :
see!!!!

cheahwey:
busy!!

les:
NO NO HWEY NO GIVE BRIAN RIDE!
HAHHAA

:) :
see wat did i tell u

*briann-:
hahah

-NiCoLe-:
then are u 2 going????

:) :
so u have to give brian a ride la
they are

-NiCoLe-:
OK riding

I, Evil Genius.:
HWY CAN ONLY TAKE RIDES FROM LESTER

*briann-:
HAHHAHAHAHA

cheahwey:
going but cant give ride

:) :
ok riding!!!

-NiCoLe-:
AHHAHAAHAAH
OK OK

*briann-:
-NiCoLe- says: OK riding
LOL

les:
HAHAHHAHAH!!! tsk tsk.where can say that

*briann-:
nicole u laugh what

:) :
yeap
hahahhahah

cheahwey:
where is bernard?!?!!? someone bring him in!!

les:
hahahhaha!

24/7/2007 12:07:22 AM president l *maLiCious! has been added to the conversation.

I, Evil Genius.:
brian..tell us when you cum yeah? since nicole is riding

*briann-:
hahaha

les:
thats why!

*briann-:
okok

:) :
watsup bernard

-NiCoLe-:
wth

*briann-:
she better cum first though

-NiCoLe-:
hahah

*briann-:
if not i cant ..

24/7/2007 12:07:31 AM president l *maLiCious! has left the conversation.
NOTE: I didn't get my revenge!

*briann-:
no help where can

:) :
aiks
lol
dats why

les:
apa jadi.. haha

:) :
he cant cum by himself la

-NiCoLe-:
brian im not getting car u know we'll be taking public ya:D

*briann-:
public meh

cheahwey:
fooyoh

*briann-:
i abit shy wor

-NiCoLe-:
huh? y lar?

*briann-:
u not shy meh

:) :
lol

les:
come meet me at taman tun laa
hahaha

cheahwey:
ppl will look at you one kind wan...

les:
sheessh
STUPID WORK!

-NiCoLe-:
why shy?? shy 4 what? what happened?

:) :
u 3 cum together?

les:
i'm sick tom
aahhahaha

:) :
are u 3 cumming together lester?

-NiCoLe-:
fake mc can buy wan
:D
5 bucks only
:D

*briann-:
nicole
why u so blur 1
seriously need more ppl like u around to brighten up my day

cheahwey:
ahahha.. me too

-NiCoLe-:
:(

:) :
wah shit should put nicole n puikar together
hahaha
confirm damn funny

*briann-:
hahahaha



From Urban Dictionary:

CUM

1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.


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3 comments:

Gzhang said...

Aiyoyoh....

cheahwey said...

Whoa.... you read the whole friggin' post. Super.

But its damn funny rite?? hahah

kaeshiuh.a.K.a yOuKishi said...

yeh.. nicole's too innocent already .. u guys dun brainwash her