Jun 4, 2007

Maxim's Hot 100

I was looking through the list and you'd think, "Are they even human?!" or "Nobody looks that good!!"

Well, you're totally right.

Cause #95 is NOT HUMAN!

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cALLie - Second Life Girl




#91 was tiny, cute and clingy in Wedding Crashers and she's marrying Sacha Baron Cohen.



Isla Fisher




#82 is smokin' hot. But I don't know why she married Marilyn Manson.



Dita Von Teese




I thought #77 was Dina Lohan. But Holy crap. It's Peyton!



Hilarie Burton
She's hot.




I bet #64 can rule Leonidas' kingdom anytime she wants.



Lena Headey (Queen Gorgo)




#54 came in one spot higher than Halle Berry. And she's good at illusions too.



Missy Peregrym - Candice the illusionist




#52 says men come up to her all the time. Not.



Kate Walsh




#43's cute. Mixture of Sandra Bullock and Cornetto's Love Perhaps? Hannah Lo.



Kate Mara




I don't get this one. #37's here. But what would have been #37 too, didn't make it.



Ashley Olsen (No Mary-Kate. GASPS!!)
I still do not see the difference




#20's probably going to play Princess Diana leh.



Keira Knightly



You can never forget #19! I just love her.



Cameron Diaz




I like #17. The only time I see her on TV is during her Canon Powershot TVCs.
*tennis balls* *boing boing* Make every shot a power shot :) *boing boing*



Maria Sharapova




HELLO #15!!! Hotter than the likes of Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, and Hilary Duff...



Avril Lavigne
Yeah, she's hot.




#14 was feeling pretty messed up before. But now, she's all ready to love George.



Katherine Heigl - Dr. Izzie Stevens




Hot Mama & Humanitarian is #12. Ruh Roh, now we know Jen Aniston is up there.



Angelina Jolie




From here on end, it's Maxim's Hot 100's top 10.



#10: "How come everytime you come around my London London bridge / Wannna go down like London London London"



Fergie




#9 is a housewife with killer eyes.



Eva Longoria




My brother's in to #8's Murderer now. But he thinks he might shoot himself in the head with a gun if he gets depressed.



Rihanna




They should've done something about #7's hair in this picture.



Eva Mendes




#6's gonna star in Resident Evil: Extinction cause Jessica & Nikki can kick ass.



Ali Larter - Hot "Mum"




How long's #5 and Justin Timberlake going to last?



Jessica Biel




#4 was once an innocent Mickey Mouse Clubber. Wait, isn't that supposed to be Britney Spears?!



Christina Aguilera




I believe I've mentioned that in Match Point, #3 got shot to death. With a shotgun, no less. (Hey, it rhymes...)



Scarlett Johansson




#2 - Oh yeah. But she looks kinda "eurgh" in Fantastic Four 2.



Jessica Alba




Oh, now here's Dina Lohan. What?? Not her again?
It's coke head, DUI-ed #1. She used to be so cute.



Lindsay Lohan
Oh yeah, watch Georgia Rule.

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Hey, people!

Guess what???

Britney Spears ain't in the list.

Paris ain't in it either! Not so hot now huh, Paris?



Hmm. I told myself a few years back, I was going to collect pictures of beautiful people.
I started, but then I realized that I would never finish what I started.

So I dropped it.




You have been served!

1 comment:

Lex said...

why am I not surprised at estranged mom and bimbo queen are not on the list hehehe