Jun 4, 2007

Maxim's Hot 100

I was looking through the list and you'd think, "Are they even human?!" or "Nobody looks that good!!"

Well, you're totally right.

Cause #95 is NOT HUMAN!

She's 3D.

cALLie - Second Life Girl

#91 was tiny, cute and clingy in Wedding Crashers and she's marrying Sacha Baron Cohen.

Isla Fisher

#82 is smokin' hot. But I don't know why she married Marilyn Manson.

Dita Von Teese

I thought #77 was Dina Lohan. But Holy crap. It's Peyton!

Hilarie Burton
She's hot.

I bet #64 can rule Leonidas' kingdom anytime she wants.

Lena Headey (Queen Gorgo)

#54 came in one spot higher than Halle Berry. And she's good at illusions too.

Missy Peregrym - Candice the illusionist

#52 says men come up to her all the time. Not.

Kate Walsh

#43's cute. Mixture of Sandra Bullock and Cornetto's Love Perhaps? Hannah Lo.

Kate Mara

I don't get this one. #37's here. But what would have been #37 too, didn't make it.

Ashley Olsen (No Mary-Kate. GASPS!!)
I still do not see the difference

#20's probably going to play Princess Diana leh.

Keira Knightly

You can never forget #19! I just love her.

Cameron Diaz

I like #17. The only time I see her on TV is during her Canon Powershot TVCs.
*tennis balls* *boing boing* Make every shot a power shot :) *boing boing*

Maria Sharapova

HELLO #15!!! Hotter than the likes of Keira Knightley, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, and Hilary Duff...

Avril Lavigne
Yeah, she's hot.

#14 was feeling pretty messed up before. But now, she's all ready to love George.

Katherine Heigl - Dr. Izzie Stevens

Hot Mama & Humanitarian is #12. Ruh Roh, now we know Jen Aniston is up there.

Angelina Jolie

From here on end, it's Maxim's Hot 100's top 10.

#10: "How come everytime you come around my London London bridge / Wannna go down like London London London"


#9 is a housewife with killer eyes.

Eva Longoria

My brother's in to #8's Murderer now. But he thinks he might shoot himself in the head with a gun if he gets depressed.


They should've done something about #7's hair in this picture.

Eva Mendes

#6's gonna star in Resident Evil: Extinction cause Jessica & Nikki can kick ass.

Ali Larter - Hot "Mum"

How long's #5 and Justin Timberlake going to last?

Jessica Biel

#4 was once an innocent Mickey Mouse Clubber. Wait, isn't that supposed to be Britney Spears?!

Christina Aguilera

I believe I've mentioned that in Match Point, #3 got shot to death. With a shotgun, no less. (Hey, it rhymes...)

Scarlett Johansson

#2 - Oh yeah. But she looks kinda "eurgh" in Fantastic Four 2.

Jessica Alba

Oh, now here's Dina Lohan. What?? Not her again?
It's coke head, DUI-ed #1. She used to be so cute.

Lindsay Lohan
Oh yeah, watch Georgia Rule.


Hey, people!

Guess what???

Britney Spears ain't in the list.

Paris ain't in it either! Not so hot now huh, Paris?

Hmm. I told myself a few years back, I was going to collect pictures of beautiful people.
I started, but then I realized that I would never finish what I started.

So I dropped it.

You have been served!

1 comment:

Lex said...

why am I not surprised at estranged mom and bimbo queen are not on the list hehehe