May 6, 2007

Birthday Outing I'll Never Forget

First and foremost, "Happy Birthday" to the Birthday Girl should you stumble upon this page. And yeah, I had a great time.



This may be The Best Damn Thing *hintwinknudge* that's happened to me so far.

We'll wait for tomorrow because I'm finally getting me own copy of The Best Damn Thing!!

Lots of laughing and talking... and watching... stuff... but I'll get to it later.

No wait, stuff dominated pretty much most of our conversations my wittle head could wemember.

So I'll tell you now.



It all started with ChiaLi giving a little mention of the video earlier on during the meet which got Nicole all hyped about it.

That's just the little tidal wave... wait till you see the tsunami.

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Then ChiaLi sent the video to me.

*Deng deng deng deng*

She sent me PORN!!!

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KNNCCB WTF OMG PON1ES!!1!

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Well, it's a big deal for me because that's the first porn video I've watched on a cellphone.

We watched it then and there and made so much noise, laughing and giggling like little girls watching porn.

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Oh wait, we WERE little girls watching porn.

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*Message received*

*Buttons buttons... Open*

*Opening scene*

Girl and Guy. Teacher and student.

*Next scene*

Girl rubs boobs in Guy's face.

And it continues from there...

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All I'll say is...

NASTY!!

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And maybe another... after much thought.

DISGUSTINGLY AMUSING.

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In recent years, I've realized how disgusting and weird the human body can be at times.

Have you looked at your hand and realized that your hands are pretty weird looking?

Mine's perfectly fine, mind you.

But seriously, have you?

Or that your toes are creepy and disgusting?

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Another body part I found quite amusing is the tongue.

See, I drank a bottle of Yakult one night and then felt irritated that there was some sort residue left on my tongue which I suppose could be caused by the high concentration of cultures.

Anyhow, I stuck my tongue out and looked into the mirror and surveyed.

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It looked... it... looked... furry...

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I'm not stupid of course, those are my taste buds lar I know.

And not just cause it looked furry, it's because the human tongue is quite big and thick.

Makes you realize just how big that space in your mouth is.

And probably makes you want to shove your fist in your mouth.

If it won't go in, you might want to knock your teeth out first.

But if you don't look closely, you won't see things as how they really are.

I guess I'll start studying the eyeball soon.

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Enough with the tongue-and-eyeball-fatuation.

About the porno again; I've read novels on it before, where the hero and heroine get it on. The video simply helps me understand it better with visual aid.

And man is it gross.

How could you stick your tongue where icky things have passed through?


That's just dirty, no pun intended.



After the video, anecdotes and how-to-measure-a-guy's-ding-dong started popping into the conversation.

Alex said to measure a guy's ding dong in it's peak without looking at it, you look at the distance between the guy's thumb and index finger by stretching it into an "L".

Then he and Nicole told us funny, disgusting, embarassing stories about their stint in hotels.

Alex brought a bottle of champagne to a room and then he knocked and said the Sir-I've-brought-your-champagne line. He heard something inside and then proceeded to say the I-don't-want-to-disturb-you-so-I'll-leave-the-bottle-out-here-and-if-you-need-assistance-you-can-call-us-again line. About 2 seconds after he left the door, the door shot open and this guy was there, tewtally nekkid but wrapped in a towel pitching a tent up front.


Need I say more?


Le sigh.

Gotta be the best birthday meet this year!

Laughed till I was deprived of O2.

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I'm out.



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