Mar 9, 2007

SMS Exchange

Nicole:
I banged someone's car.. It's an ang moh.

Hwey:
So where are you now?? Your father with you ar??!

Nicole:
Going bengkel. Cause that ang moh tried to chop me.. My dad was with me in the car.. Nagging me, change gear, slow down and blah blah blah.. That's how I bang car.

Hwey:
Wah why that ang moh so jin kak wan. Where did it happen? Got hurt anot?

Nicole:
Near aunt's house.. Happened at that primary school cornering..

Nicole:
You know what my father say? He say he drive car for more than 20 years he has never made a mistake before even though accidents sometimes occur. This is the first time. And he said have to paste the 'P' sticker on his car very memalukan.

Hwey:
He must be really embarrassed for himself and his car. Haha. Ey but who are you guys reporting as 'Driver' for your car? And then got demerit points also.

Nicole:
No report also.. Settle amongst ourselves la.. I think usually report to police lo..

Hwey:
But if there's any accident have to report to police wor.. What if that guy suddenly decides to make a police report but you didn't then you're at fault leh..

Nicole:
I don't know la but just now he memang did say wanted to report police and dad said better still cause insurance will pay. Have to pay 300. Kena scold like shit.

Hwey:
We shall leave this for Saturday and TeeYoong can give you some legal advice shall you need some. Haha. You are going on Saturday right?

Nicole:
Yeah.. I hope so.. Now I only hope that mat salleh got bang again and die. He asked to paint his bloody bumper you know.. Mad ass! It's just a small scratch.

Hwey:
As long as you don't give in to his crazy demands then can adi lor.

Nicole:
I know la.. He at first ask dad to repair it like original. And before I bang him his car also got some scratches, that's not my fault and he tried to blame it on me. Dad denied la.. He say that's your own doing.. It's done by metals like nails..

*a short while later*

Nicole:
Father force me to practice around condo. Nearly bang the car against the tree while parking the car. Dad say I'm shortening his life for another 10 years.

Hwey:
Ey........... How the hell did you pass your driving test ar?! And did you know people sitting in the passenger seat up front have a higher risk of serious injuries / death?

Nicole:
Eh how I know la... That's kancil ok.. My father only lemme drive proton and the car is old and big and tough. no power steering somemore. Usually I drive auntie's car ma.. smaller size, auto with power steering somemore.. Easier to drive.. That car need a lot of skill la..




After all that, it never occured to me to ask what car that mat salleh drove.

And in response to Nicole's KL Sentral post, don't hide in the toilet if someone is following you.

That creep may just come in and rape you if there's no one around.



You have been served!

3 comments:

kaeshiuh.a.K.a yOuKishi said...

yea nicole .. bring those chun pepper sprays ..damn useful and powerful..tried usin my lecturers pepper spray.. u wont wanna get so near to dat baby

cheahwey said...

i dont like pepper.

looks like i'll repell myself.

kaeshiuh.a.K.a yOuKishi said...

nvm about it .. u'll repell yourself before you'll even know