Scared? Surprised? Flabbergasted? Shocked?
I have a dark side too... *smiles broadly*
Who here agrees that Mr. K should sew tiny little santa hats for my two babies, say "AYE"!!
I, hereby announce the party's decision.
Mr.K, you have the honour of sewing their Majesty's royal santa hat.
And if you fail to do so, you will cease to function at high noon in the town's square 2 weeks from today.
Mr. K, sew those little hats I say!!