There's this post that I find hilarious. I don't know about you but go find out.
A snippet of the funny post:
A colleague sitting opposite me has been getting a range of raunchy to sentimental SMS's in broken English from an unknown admirer (Aka Stalker).
"I miss you" and "What part of you?" are just a few to begin with.
This one way SMS romance has been going on for a few days until today. Stalkee (my colleague) confronted the Stalker using the office hunting phone line.
After three rings, Stalker picks up the phone.